June 2010 archive

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Walking Eagle

President Barack Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for …

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How to Fail a Test With Dignity

Why Teacher’s Drink

Gary Coleman’s Casket

It even has his name on it!

Girls With a Sexy Sense of Humor

Ads That Just Don’t Work Anymore

              Brace yourself — the copy reads: Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn’t have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage …

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Media at its Best

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his …

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New Army “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Uniform

Designed by Hans Wilkie…

Where Whitey Went Wrong

Company Names

All of these are legitimate companies, who apparently didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear. These are not made up. While several have since been changed, incredibly some of the sites are still up and running under these URL’s. Check them out yourself! 1. ‘Who Represents’ is where you can …

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Teachers & Cops:

These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. …

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