Merry Christmas from DJ Dave 3D Ward

Posted in Holidays on December 25th, 2008 by Kuma

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Letter To Santa

Posted in Holidays, Humor/Jokes on December 9th, 2008 by Kuma

Dear Santa,
Please send me a baby brother.

Santa wrote back: “Send me your mother…”

Perfect Christmas Present for Men

Posted in Holidays, Humor/Jokes on December 8th, 2008 by Kuma

Christmas lights

Posted in Holidays, Humor/Jokes on December 7th, 2008 by Kuma

After several weeks of nagging from my dear wife I finally put up the Christmas Lights. I mean she would not let up! It’s a good thing I love her!

Scary Halloween Story

Posted in Holidays, Humor/Jokes, Stories on October 31st, 2008 by Kuma

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween-night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER…
FASTER…
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP….

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP…
clappity-BUMP…
clappity-BUMP…on his heels, as the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…and, The coffin stops.

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Best Pumpkin

Posted in Events, Holidays on October 30th, 2008 by Kuma

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Halloween Moon

Posted in Holidays, Humor/Jokes on October 3rd, 2008 by Kuma

2008 Halloween Costume

Posted in Holidays, Humor/Jokes on October 1st, 2008 by Kuma


Hooters Girl Retired

4th of July in Hawaii

Posted in Events, Holidays on July 4th, 2008 by Kuma

In Hawaii people don’t make as big of a deal about the Independence day of the United States, that is probably due to the large Asian population living in Hawaii. They seem to make a bigger deal out of New Year’s Eve than they do the 4th of July. So this year I went to celebrate the 4th of July with some people who really know how to party…the service men and women of the Marine Corps. stationed at Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii. For the last few years I have been coming to Kaneohe to celebrate the 4th of July because every year the MCCS puts on the Kaneohe Bayfest. This year I watched the fireworks while sitting under the wing of a P3 airplane and next to a Marine helicopter. Now that’s something you don’t do everyday!

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Peep Show For Easter

Posted in Holidays on March 23rd, 2008 by Kuma

Happy Easter!

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