Touchdown for Jesus

Toast Muffins

Silent Fight With Neighbor

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.  While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. 
He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”

The waiter replied, “Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning.  A delicacy!”

The cowboy said, “What the heck, bring me an order..”
The waiter replied, “I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.”

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si, Senor.  Sometimes the bull wins!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson Sarcasm T-shirt

Rat Bastard Comic

Joe Biden and Barrack Obama

Playlist or Grocery List Comic

Joe Biden Calls Ladies Muffins

Overthinker at 3 AM

Joe Biden Subpoena Coladas

Joe Biden Smell Different

Joe Biden is Making America Creepy

Joe and the Hoe

Joe Biden as The Fresh Prince

Leading Democrats Blame Trump

OCD Music Band Comic

People Who Drove Slow in the Fast Lane Comic

Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Kamala Harris Career Comparison

Donald Trump Not Acting Presidential

Chinese Dancer Artwork in Guangzhou Beiyun Airport


Hanging on the walls of the Guangzhou Beiyun International airport are these beautiful paintings of people dancing.

Kamala Harris Vice President Selection Process

Photo Emerged of Trump Grabbing a Pussy

Joe Biden is Confused

Don’t Serve Peanuts Flight Comic

Casual Home Office Comic

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris: Dumber and Hummer

Guangzhou Airport Military Property Sign


While walking through the Guangzhou airport in China I happened to notice this sign. So I quickly snapped a photo of it and then translated it to find out it said, “Military Property.” That kind of explains why there were cameras around this area. Hopefully nobody will come looking for me.

Better to be an Old Fart

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Morgenmuffel