Famous Quotes

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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman ***** I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit! I’m a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes ***** After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb **** Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ‘em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Betsy Salkind ***** The only reason that they say, ‘Women and children…read more

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You May Be A Taliban…

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With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, our troops in Afghanistan prove they’ve trained their sense of humor with the following: “You may be a Taliban if . . . 1) You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2) You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. 3) You have more wives than teeth. 4) You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.” 5) You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and…read more

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Jeff Foxworthy Picking on Michigan

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1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan. 2. If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan. 3. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan. 4. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for…read more

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