Jeff Foxworthy Picking on Michigan

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1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan. 2. If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan. 3. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan. 4. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for…read more