Flight Time

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?’ The agent replies, ‘Just a minute.’ ‘Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.

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Rejection Line

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In case you meet anybody who you don”t want to give your telephone number to, but you do anyway because you feel bad – try this instead: Rejection line: If you are a woman/man and are constantly approached by unattractive or undesirable women/men asking for your phone number, give them this number: Boston: 617-658-7083 New York City: 212-479-7990 Los Angeles: 310-217-7638 San Francisco: 415-356-9833 Atlanta: 770-908-7383 Charlotte: 704-559-4169 Chicago: 773-509-5096 Cleveland: 216-556-0051 Denver: 303-575-1696 Las Vegas: 702-387-2619 Miami: 305-460-3285 Seattle: 206-781-3928 Washington, DC: 202-452-7468 when the guy/woman calls that number,…read more

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Quickies!

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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, “I didn”t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?” Leroy replied, “I”m not sure, What was her maiden name?———————————————————————-A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine”————————————————————————“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court Judge said, “And I”ve decided to give…read more

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