After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, “Man, did you do 69 with your girlfriend before you came here?”
“Why?” Jerry asked, “Does my breath smell like pussy?”
“No,” the dentist replied, “but your forehead smells like shit.”