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Are You Curious About the Fascinating History Behind the Captivating Origins of Thanksgiving

a plate of food with a fork and a glass of wine

Thanksgiving is a day of warmth, unity, and gratitude that brings loved ones together. This annual holiday is celebrated in the United States and Canada, where it holds a special significance. In the US, Thanksgiving is observed on the fourth Thursday of November, while in Canada, it is celebrated on the second Monday of October. …

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Added Some Clothes to the Thanksgiving Turkey

Not Sure if This is a Thanksgiving Turkey or a Turd

Thanksgiving Cameltoe

Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Cartoon

The Turkey is Ready

Thanksgiving Turkey is Moist

Temperature on Thanksgiving

Bigger Turkey

Boar’s Head Handcrafted Sandwich

I was at the supermarket and I saw a Boar’s Head turkey sandwich that looked pretty good. Now, although this sandwich did taste as good as it looked, one thing I didn’t notice until I opened it because the sandwiches were standing vertically was the huge lettering at the bottom that said, “Handcrafted.” As I …

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5 Minute Management Course

Lesson 1 A priest offered a Nun a lift…She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg…….The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’ The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he …

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Turkey

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?” The boy replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” The boy look down and …

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Pregnant Turkey Story

Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn’t mind going out to get it. When my …

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If You’re Going to Live in the South, Know These Rules

1. That farm boy you see at the gas station did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It”s called a “gravel road. ” No matter how slow you drive, you”re going to get dust on your Navigator. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. The red …

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Fart in Bed

This is a story about a couple, totally devoted to each other, who had been happily married for years. The only wee problem in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise wakes his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp …

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