I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank quite a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snapped back saying, “It’s WALES , you friggin’ idiot!”
So, I immediately apologized and said, “I’m sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?”
That’s pretty much the last thing I remember…