Category: Humor/Jokes

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Moment You Are Beautiful

A Retired Marine

A retired Marine sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Ed, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.” The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says, “Sure, why not? Show me to the vacuum.” Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen …

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What Scientists Believe They Know About Breasts

Grandfather of the Year

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long.” Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, “It’s …

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Fun at Your Local Walmart

Smart Car Accident in Wisconsin

Put the Drops In

A Bad Neighborhood

If There Were Cellphones at the Red Sea

Pot Calls the Cattle Back

Plummers Camouflage

We Need to Have a Talk

O.C.D.

Do it for the Kids

Knowing Your Wife

Common Sense

Greatest Accomplishment

Breakdancing Goldfish

Walking Down the Fashion Aisle

Boyfriend’s Wife Hates Me

Texting For Seniors

Dog Years or Dog Beers

Southern Biscuits and Gravy

Entice Men to do Stupid Stuff

Wait For a Parked Car

Better Than No Job T-shirt

Behind Every Woman

Funny Regardless of Species

Do Clouds Look Down on Us

Pet Rule About Sleeping

Therapy to Deal With Others

Senility Transition

Weight is Relative

People My Age

Old Enough to Know Better

Hoarding Super Power

Vehicle Navigation Directions

Getting Old Happens Fast

Focus on the Positive

Eating Healthy

Diet Condition

Chick Mobile

Beauty Comes in All Shapes

Be the Reason

Deep Thoughts

Elderly Wedding Vows

Funny Marketing Signs

Sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.” A sign on a blinds and curtain truck: “Blind man driving.” Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” At an Optometrist’s Office: “If …

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The “F” Word

Quite frankly; the little four letter “F” word can be the only word in the English language that accurately describes some situations… The word is ‘fear’ of course!

Where is This Found in the Training Manual?

This South African cop probably missed a few training days.