Category: Humor/Jokes

Behind Every Woman

Funny Regardless of Species

Do Clouds Look Down on Us

Pet Rule About Sleeping

Therapy to Deal With Others

Senility Transition

Weight is Relative

People My Age

Old Enough to Know Better

Hoarding Super Power

Vehicle Navigation Directions

Getting Old Happens Fast

Focus on the Positive

Eating Healthy

Diet Condition

Chick Mobile

Beauty Comes in All Shapes

Be the Reason

Deep Thoughts

Elderly Wedding Vows

Funny Marketing Signs

Sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.” A sign on a blinds and curtain truck: “Blind man driving.” Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” At an Optometrist’s Office: “If …

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The “F” Word

Quite frankly; the little four letter “F” word can be the only word in the English language that accurately describes some situations… The word is ‘fear’ of course!

Where is This Found in the Training Manual?

This South African cop probably missed a few training days.

Think Safety First

It Only Takes 3.25 Inches to Please a Woman

Here is the proof.

Top 8 Idiots Of The Year

1. *AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. *WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. …

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How Diapers Were Named

Bookseller Market Survey

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

Walmart Cash Registers Open

Look at Your Kids and Think

Bring an Umbrella

Not Suitable For Flying

Bag of Air Purchase

Old Technology

True Heartbreak

Some Days I Amaze Myself

Be Like a Caterpillar

Photo Development

You Think I Don’t Know?

Brains Are Awesome

When You’re Old and Still a Party Dude

What in the Fruit?

That’s just banana’s. For the love of breakfast fruit. Why? Oh! Why? This is how you get baby bananas.

Breast Height Check

Getting older stinks and so do these measurements.

Can’t You Ever Relax?

Forgetful Folks Support Group

Pet on a Leash

Teach Children About Taxes

Discovered eBay

Blanket Hog

Organized Crime