Category: Humor/Jokes

Getting Old Happens Fast

Focus on the Positive

Eating Healthy

Diet Condition

Chick Mobile

Beauty Comes in All Shapes

Be the Reason

Deep Thoughts

Elderly Wedding Vows

Funny Marketing Signs

Sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.” A sign on a blinds and curtain truck: “Blind man driving.” Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” At an Optometrist’s Office: “If …

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The “F” Word

Quite frankly; the little four letter “F” word can be the only word in the English language that accurately describes some situations… The word is ‘fear’ of course!

Where is This Found in the Training Manual?

This South African cop probably missed a few training days.

Think Safety First

It Only Takes 3.25 Inches to Please a Woman

Here is the proof.

Top 8 Idiots Of The Year

1. *AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. *WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. …

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How Diapers Were Named

Bookseller Market Survey

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

Walmart Cash Registers Open

Look at Your Kids and Think

Bring an Umbrella

Not Suitable For Flying

Bag of Air Purchase

Old Technology

True Heartbreak

Some Days I Amaze Myself

Be Like a Caterpillar

Photo Development

You Think I Don’t Know?

Brains Are Awesome

When You’re Old and Still a Party Dude

What in the Fruit?

That’s just banana’s. For the love of breakfast fruit. Why? Oh! Why? This is how you get baby bananas.

Breast Height Check

Getting older stinks and so do these measurements.

Can’t You Ever Relax?

Forgetful Folks Support Group

Pet on a Leash

Teach Children About Taxes

Discovered eBay

Blanket Hog

Organized Crime

Ever Wonder Where the Dollars Have Been?

Corn Maze for Old People

Elderly Running Away

1 Second Acupuncture Treatment

Sympathetic Husband

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff’s deputies there; he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says “sure” and shows …

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Sexual Harassment?

Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can’t stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a …

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Hotel Charges

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high. “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but …

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South Texas Humor

Late Night Thoughts

Observations

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and dipshit’s. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. I live in my own little world, but it’s OK. Everyone knows me there. I don’t do drugs. I find I get the same effect just by standing up really …

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Why Some Men have Dogs and Not Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your …

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