Time for an interview with Brooks.
Step 10. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Shown up by New Donuts
A new person shows up with more donuts. I was shown up. Who invited these guys? They get their photos taken. Check out those new donuts sitting next to Thor.
What’s on Thor from San Diego’s Rock 105.3 FM’s Desk?
Thor from San Diego’s Rock 105.3 FM KIOZ Radio Station has a The Kumachan Sticker.
Step 9. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Talking About the Weather
Talking about how the guest host on The Show this week was Dagmar from NBC News 7 in San Diego, however she couldn’t be here today because she has to report that it is actually raining in San Diego today. Who would have thought? Here is the video from that.
Step 8. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – The Show Continues
The show continues on after the break. Eddie and Ashlee talk and Eddie and Thor talk. Ashlee comes back into the studio.
Step 7. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Commercial Break and Donuts
Welcome to the 1st commercial break. Since I was invited to the studio this morning I thought it would be nice to bring donuts in for everybody. What a nice gesture for them being nice enough to let me come visit.
Step 6. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – The Show Begins
Next I’m told the rules. Don’t make noise while they are on the radio. Turn cellular phone or iPhone to silent mode. Taking pictures is ok. Laughing is ok. Have fun and enjoy. It is time to move into the recording studio and time for The Show to begin.
Step 5. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Ashlee’s Studio
I start taking photos of Ashlee’s Studio.
Step 3. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Front Door
I walked through this door.
Step 2. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Parking Spot
I parked in this parking spot.
Step 1. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – The Building
I drove down to this building at 5:35 AM today.
My Rock 105.3 FM San Diego Experience
Today I was invited down to Rock 105.3 FM radio station to hang out with the cast of the talk morning show called, “The Show” I will do my very best to share my entire experience with you. I must say that this was an awesome experience to be a “P1,” which I found out means priority 1 or preset 1 on the radio dial. I must be the biggest P1 of The Show. The cast of the iheart radio talk show are Eddie, Thor, Ashlee, and Sky. I will give a step by step account of what happened and then at the end I will do a final write up to share my overall experience.
Best Wednesday Ever!
This morning I was driving to work and listening to The Show on Rock 105.3 FM. One of the topics that was being talked about was the California sever drought going on right now. I attempted to call into the Show and all I kept getting was a busy signal. So I decided to write an e-mail to share my comments and I sent it to Eddie, Sky, Ashlee, and Thor from the show. Here is my e-mail and what I wrote,
“I tried calling, however I keep getting the busy signal. It is a fact that all streams and rivers eventually lead to the ocean. Us, as humans, are consuming the water faster than the water cycle is putting it back into the ground. Our only options are to either slow it down before it gets to the ocean, ie. dams, levies, etc. or reclaim the water back from the ocean ie. desalinization. It is really difficult to take the water issue seriously when everyday I drive past ocean beach on my way to work and I see the San Diego river right there and I don’t see any dam stopping the water. That is a huge freshwater source right there. That is not the only river. Up near Del Mar fairgrounds there is the San Dieguito river. They don’t even need to spend millions of dollars building a concrete dam like you would see on the Hoover dam. Just use the same techniques as they used in Dubai and suck dirt off the bottom of the ocean and let it build up to create a dam. These are not difficult concepts and when I see the state of California choosing to do nothing and to tell me to take shorter showers, don’t wash my car, don’t water plants, etc. I just can’t take them seriously. It’s ridiculous.
Thanks for listening to me and I’ll keep doing the same to you.”
Not too long after I sent my e-mail in, I got a response back from Thor that said, “Hey I’m right there with ya Dave!”
I couldn’t believe it. I really didn’t expect them to write me back. After all, who am I? A little while longer I got an e-mail from Ashlee that said, “So crazy! Ugh. Just unreal!”
Holy crap! I really couldn’t believe it. Now Ashlee just replied back to me? I had to reply back to her and tell her how much I enjoy the show. So I tried to be cool and I just replied back and said, “Wow! Thanks for replying back. Love you on The Show. You’re the greatest. Mad love.”
Would you believe that she replied back to me again? I certainly wouldn’t have believed it and I’m still in shock. She actually replied back again and said, “aw thank you! Mad love right back at ya;))))”
At this point I couldn’t keep my cool. I’m so excited that I replied back one last time and said, “You’re the greatest! Thank you for making this the best Wednesday ever!!!!!!!”
Well, this event just boosted my spirits and because of my lack of knowledge of big events that have taken place on Wednesday, this is my personal best Wednesday ever! I’ve got to get back to work, but I’m definitely a lot happier. Rock 105.3 FM rocks!
Blizzard Entertainment
A couple of months ago, I decided to go for a drive and I made my way over to Irvine, California. While there I stopped at Blizzard Way and took some photos of Blizzard HQ. Here are my photos from that.
For the horde!
Minnesotan Hunter
Lyle was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his doctor, Sven.
“Vell Lyle , I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damagevas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and Ivas able to remove all of da buckshot.
“What’s the bad news?”, asks Lyle.
“The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister,Lena .”
“Well, I guess that isn’t too bad,” says Lyle . “Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
“Not exactly,” Sven says. “She’s a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she’s going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don’t piss in your eye.
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”
Guess where I am now…
Spice It Up
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide enough that her husband asks, “Are you wearing crotchless panties?”
“Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.
“Thank God – I thought you were sitting on the cat.”
He never saw the glass coming.
Las Vegas Billboards
This weekend I decided to drive on over to Las Vegas to check out the action. Along the way I snapped photos of some of the billboards with awesome DJ’s. Calvin Harris is playing at Omnia nightclub at Caesar’s Palace. Hardwell is playing at Hakkasan at the MGM Grand. And DJ Tiesto is playing at Hakkasan at the MGM Grand. Should be awesome events!
One Night in Vegas
Took a first time trip over to Las Vegas, Nevada. Took photos along the way and took photos of different things while I was there for the one night. Here are those photos.
Love at 81
Maude and Claude, both 81, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others’ company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. Despite their ages, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and with age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they’d shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts…..Claude was thinking: ‘If I’d known she was a virgin, I’d have been gentler.’
Maude was thinking: ‘If I’d known he could still do it, I’d have taken off my pantyhose.’
Hollywood Squares
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q.. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be.
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it..
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years…
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A.. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?
A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say ‘I Love You’?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..
Q. What are ‘Do It,’ ‘I Can Help,’ and ‘I Can’t Get Enough’?
A. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget.
Q.. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q.. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I’m too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures..
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the NAVY.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected..
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A.. Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
Sweater
A blond was speeding down the highway knitting a sweater, yes a sweater. A police officer notices this, pulls up next to her, and yells! “PULL OVER”, “No” she politely replies, a turtleneck.
Socrates
In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?”
“Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”
‘Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance.
“That’s right,” Socrates continued, “Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say.. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“No,” the man said, “Actually I just heard about it.”
“All right,” said Socrates, “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?”
“No, on the contrary…”
“So,” Socrates continued, “You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?”
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, “You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?”
“No, not really.”
“Well,” concluded Socrates, “If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?”
The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was shagging his wife.
Photos of Poway, California
Today I went on an adventure and ended up at Poway. This is a cool little town in the California countryside. It has old style trains, buildings, and has a western feel about it. Here are photos of that experience.
Deer Crossing
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore”.
Liquor Store Robber
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
Record Store Robber
A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!”. When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
Corner Store Robber
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, “Because I don’t believe you are over 21”. The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn’t believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver’s license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.