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Zen Teachings

1. Do  not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may  not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air:  It’s not that important unless you aren’t getting any. 3. No …

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Confucius Says

Confucius Say: It’s OK to let a fool kiss you; but don’t let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. Confucius Say: A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. Confucius Say: Marriage …

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Confucius Say…