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10 Things a Man Would Never Say

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother.9. While I’m up, can I get you a beer?8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.7. Her tits are just too big.6. Sometimes I just want to be held.5. That chick on ”Murder, She Wrote” gives me a woody.4. Sure: I’d love to wear a condom.3. …

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