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Unleashing the Giants: Exploring the World’s Monumental Orders

View of earth with the United States facing front

The world of big orders is a fascinating one, spanning across sectors and industries that showcase the vast scale and intricate complexity of global commerce. Let’s dive into some jaw-dropping examples that will leave you in awe. Picture this: Saudi Aramco, the colossal oil titan, placing an order worth a mind-boggling $50 billion. They teamed …

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Always Look Good

Madagascar’s Different Emotions

Will Do Anything for a Tank of Gasoline

Shutting Down Oil Pipeline Hurts Economy

For Those Who Love Computers

At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, ‘If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.’ In response to Bill’s comments, Ford issued a press release stating: …

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Questions to Ponder

Can you cry under water? _____ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? _____ Why do you have to “put your two cents in”…. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? _____ Once you’re in heaven, do you …

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The Best Engine in the World

A notable gynecologist once said, “The best engine in the world is the vagina.” It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

Oil Change Instructions

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1.) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2.) Drink a cup of coffee , read free paper. 3.) 15 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $2.00 Total: $42.00 Oil …

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What is a 710?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?” She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and …

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The Cork…oops!

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. If you do not mind me saying,” said the second, “that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?” I regret I cannot”, …

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