2010-01-15 archive

Quiet Sex

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, ‘How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?’ She glanced at him casually and replied, ‘You’re not home!’

Women’s Humorous Sex

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, “This will make you happy tonight.” He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn’t get back in.