Two of the Greatest Qualities in Life

Bavarian Town Built in 14 Million Year Old Meteor Impact Crater.

Bavarian town of Noerdlinger built in a 14 million year old meteor impact crater.

Once Upon a Time

Northern Lights From Space

UPS is Hiring

Never Hike Alone

Close Up Photo of Octopus Eggs

Am I a Bad Mom?

Inside a FedEx Boeing 757

Weakest Part of a Car

Walking Past a Creepy Cemetery

Happy Halloween 2019


Happy Halloween 2019!

Photo of Planet Mercury

Relatives of Yours?

Airport Health Tip

Adultery is a Sin

Millennial Anti-Theft Device

A Teaching Moment

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,”Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered so the teacher was about to pick on a random student. Little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.

“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind,
Two, you didn’t read your homework,
And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

Foreign Border Patrol

Greta Thunberg Oompa Loompa Meme

Close Up Spider Photos

While taking out trash I happened to notice this decent sized spider making a web between trees.  So I grabbed my camera to see what kind of photos I could get of it.  I’m not exactly sure what type of spider it is, but it certainly looks pretty cool.

Praying Mantis Close Up

While playing around with my camera I happened to come across this praying mantis, so I practiced taking some close up shots and the mantis was a good sport.

Fun 2019 Calculation

Timing is Everything in Photography

How To Make A Margarita

Time Has Changed Mothers

Funny How Photos Turn Out

Love is Blind

What’s For Dinner

Premature Ejaculation is a Myth

No Airbags Required