Category: Humor

Almost Finished Drinking

That May Smell Good to You

Fake News

Thursday’s Weather Forecast

Mother Nature is selling a heat wave…for one day only.

Follow Me to the Lab

Starbucks New Items

I Love You Honey

Cheap Gas

I Don’t Always Bark at Night

Kiss Cam Winning Kiss

Border King

Military Family Window Decal

You can certainly spot a military family vehicle by the message being sent through the window decal.

Groundhog Day 2019

Six more weeks of winter.

How I lost My Teeth

4 Retirees Visit a Bar

Four old retired men are walking down a street in   Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice …

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Thank You For All You Give Me

Christmas Tree Fainted

Some Days Start Great

Posing For a Photo

Moment You Are Beautiful

A Retired Marine

A retired Marine sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Ed, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.” The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says, “Sure, why not? Show me to the vacuum.” Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen …

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What Scientists Believe They Know About Breasts

Grandfather of the Year

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long.” Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, “It’s …

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Fun at Your Local Walmart

Smart Car Accident in Wisconsin

Put the Drops In

A Bad Neighborhood

If There Were Cellphones at the Red Sea

Pot Calls the Cattle Back

Plummers Camouflage

We Need to Have a Talk

O.C.D.

Do it for the Kids

Knowing Your Wife

Common Sense

Greatest Accomplishment

Breakdancing Goldfish

Walking Down the Fashion Aisle

Boyfriend’s Wife Hates Me

Texting For Seniors

Dog Years or Dog Beers

Southern Biscuits and Gravy

Entice Men to do Stupid Stuff

Wait For a Parked Car

Better Than No Job T-shirt

Behind Every Woman

Funny Regardless of Species

Do Clouds Look Down on Us

Pet Rule About Sleeping

Therapy to Deal With Others