2006-07-12 archive

Elk Hunters

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected. “The plane …

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Two Guys

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy asks the second guy, “How have things been going?” The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, “I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d.” The first guy says in amazement, “Hey; you don’t stutter any more.” The answer comes, ” …

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