Dave

I have been fortunate enough to travel the world. I enjoy sharing my thoughts, opinions, and experiences for everyone to see.

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San Diego Fishing Pots

For a while now I have passed by the San Diego waterfront and I saw these fishing pots out on the dock.  I kept thinking to myself that it would make a great photograph, however it wasn’t until now that I finally got around to stopping and taking a photo.  It kind of reminds me …

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Kangaroo Porn

Don’t you hate it when you are at the zoo and animals start humping?  I don’t know what kind of freaky stuff kangaroos are into, but these kangaroos are going at it with a lookie-loo watching.

Hospital Regulations

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.  However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.  After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me …

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Happy Easter

Thinking About Sex

Cruise Ships in the Port of San Diego

I was driving by the waterfront in San Diego and I noticed a couple cruise ships docked.  So I did the totally unsafe thing to do and snapped some photos of the Disney Wonder and the Grand Princess.

What’s the Name of That Restaurant

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.’ The other man said, ‘What …

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Palm Sunday

Decreasing Stroke Odds

Japanese Novelty Store

Whenever I go shopping for Asian food I like to stop by a Japanese novelty store to see what new items they have are.  Some of them are pretty neat.  These were the latest items I saw.

Write it Down

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember…Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he …

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Third Worm on Noah’s Ark

The Magic of Cleavage

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.”  The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there …

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The Duck and the Lawyer

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Dakota. He shot a bird, but it fell into farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, “I shot …

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Where to Keep Holy Things

You’re a Weatherman?

Moses’ Mother

She’s Doing All the Driving

Technology Will be the Death of Us

Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I’ve a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text. I can’t live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. …

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Almost Finished Drinking

That May Smell Good to You

Daily Dose of Knowledge

Fake News

Thursday’s Weather Forecast

Mother Nature is selling a heat wave…for one day only.

Life is Hard

Follow Me to the Lab

Enjoy the D in Las Vegas

Starbucks New Items

Let Your Smile Change the World

I Love You Honey

Cheap Gas

Nellis Air Force Base

Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada signs.

Numi Tea

I’m not much of a tea drinker, but a coworker recommended it so I thought I would expand my horizons.  My first impressions is that It was pleasant, peaceful and didn’t have a bad taste or odor and it kind of made me feel warm and cozy.  I wasn’t quite sure how long I should …

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I Don’t Always Bark at Night

Kiss Cam Winning Kiss

Border King

Flying Over and Landing in Las Vegas

RMS Queen Mary Ship Docked in Long Beach

In the heart of the pier at Long Beach, California you will find the Queen Mary docked.  This ship was in service from 1934 to 1967 as a British ocean liner.  Present day it is used as a hotel.

Anthony Kiedis at the 61st Grammy Awards

Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers had quite the mustache during his performance at the 61st Grammy Awards.  I couldn’t tell if he was going for a 1970’s porn actor look or perhaps he’s trying to honor Freddy Mercury either way the Chili Peppers are still rocking.

Military Family Window Decal

You can certainly spot a military family vehicle by the message being sent through the window decal.

Groundhog Day 2019

Six more weeks of winter.

Vegas Ain’t Got Nothing on Me

I’m not very much of a gambler, but each time I come to Las Vegas I place 1 bet on the roulette table. I put $50 down on black and $50 down on even and so far every time I placed this bet I have won.

How I lost My Teeth

4 Retirees Visit a Bar

Four old retired men are walking down a street in   Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice …

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Wind Power

In Southern California between the I-8 and the I-10 highways there is a wind farm that are generating clean energy.

New Fishing Friend

While fishing this bird was behind me waiting and watching.  I caught a mackerel and it slipped out of my hand so I stepped out of the way and let the bird pick it up.  Although the bird didn’t say anything I’m sure it appreciated a free and easy meal.

Halle Berry Shows She’s Still Got It

Halle Berry shows she’s still hot at the 2019 Golden Globe awards by wearing a classy red and black dress.

Bohemian Rhapsody

Bohemian Rhapsody seems to be a film that so many people like and think are a shoe in to win big. Rami Malek knocked that performance out of the park.

A Golden Globe Speech for the Snowflakes

There is nothing like using a Golden Globe acceptance speech to use it as a platform to represent all snowflakes out there.  The speech talked about not putting up walls, however Hollywood does exactly that to protect their precious awards ceremonies.  He said we must resist at the ballot box and in our everyday lives. …

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