Bobby Ray and Susie May Getting Down

Bobby Ray and Susie Jane were fooling around out in the cornfield when Bobby Ray said, “Oh Susie Jane, I am getting so horny, you just have to let me have some.”

Susie Jane said, “Well, maybe I will, but it is going to cost you a quarter.”

Bobby Ray dug down in his pocket and said, “Susie Jane, I only got ten cents, and you just have to let me do it for ten cents.”

Susie Jane said, “Ain’t no way I am goin to do it for no ten cents, I said a quarter.”

Bobby Ray said, “I tell you what Susie Jane, how about you just give me ten cents worth?”

Susie Jane said, “You must think I be crazy, cause you know you won’t stop when I say you got ten cents worth.

Bobby Ray said, “Oh Susie Jane, I promise, I promise I will stop when you say I got ten cents worth.”

So they get down between two rows of corn and start going at it.

After about a minute, Susie Jane said, “Bobby Ray, BOBBY RAY” and he said, “Oh Susie Jane, now don’t tell me I have got ten cents worth already”, and she said, “Bobby Ray, do you see that big cornstalk over there on your left side? And Bobby Ray said, “Uhuh.” And she said, “Bobby Ray, do you see that big cornstalk over there on your right side?” Bobby Ray said, “Uhuh.”

Susie May said, “BOBBY RAY, you better grab ahold of those two big cornstalks, cause I’m a fixin to loan you fifteen cents”.

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