Book Report

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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic : Cost – $29.99
Clinton : Cost – $29.99

Titanic : Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic : The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic : Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic : In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill.
Titanic : During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic : Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let’s not go there….

Titanic : Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic : Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic : Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica… Ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic : Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary–basically the same thing

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