Fine, I’ll Wait

A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump. A passing hobo stops and says, “since you’re about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?”

The woman said “Hell no … get away from me!”

The bum turned to leave and muttered “Fine, I’ll just go wait at the bottom.”

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusmail