Funny Signs
A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver that read: “We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”;
In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”;
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for,You’ve come to the right place.”;
On a Plumber’s truck : “We repair what your husband fixed.”;
On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : “Invite us to your next blowout.”;
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”;
In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;
On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”;
At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – missa car payment.”;
Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”;
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”;
At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”;
At a Propane Filling Station: “Thank Heaven for little grills.”;
In a Chicago Radiator Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: “Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”
