Romantic Story

My wife, being the romantic sort, just sent me a text…
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are laughing, send me your smile
If you are eating, send me a bite
If you are drinking, send me a sip
If you are crying, send me your tears
I love you
I replied…I’m taking a shit. What should I do?

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