Short Harley Davidson Jokes

Have you heard about the new Harley-Davidson beer?
You put it in your fridge and it leaks overnight.

Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower.

Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.

What’s the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley?
Trade it in on a Suzuki.

Why don’t Harley riders sit on their bikes when the kickstands are down?
They”re afraid to lean over that far.’, ‘What’s the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner’s home?
The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

How do you now you’re riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.

Why don’t Harley riders wave at sport bike riders?
Because they don’t want to drop their tools.

How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money?
You finally break into the 15’s in the quarter mile.

How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

Why don’t Harley owners smile?
Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would you be smiling?

Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they’re moving.

How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you’re riding in the canyons.

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

What”s the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that”s being ridden there?
The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.

Why do all Harley owners have trailers?
So they can go around corners faster!

You know you’re a Harley rider if…
…you’re unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.
…you confuse the word “character” with the more accurate term “engineering flaws.”
…”water cooled” means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker.

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