Two Prostitutes – $50.00

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which read: ‘Two Prostitutes — $50.00.’

Suddenly a passing patrol officer spotted the sign displayed on the top of their car, stopped them, and warned them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

About that time, another car passed by, with a sign saying: ‘JESUS SAVES.’

One of the girls asked the officer, ‘How come you don’t stop them?!’

‘Well, that’s a little different, ‘The officer smiled…,’Their sign pertains to religion.’

So the two ladies of the night frowned, and taking down their sign drove off.

The following day found the same patrol officer, in the area when he noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them, when he noticed that there was now a new sign which read:

Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter — $50.00

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