2014 College Football Humor

Urban Meyer on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.”

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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.

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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.

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How many Ohio State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a sophomore course.

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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.

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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, “Look, a dead bird.”
The other looked up in the sky and said, “Where?”

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A Notre Dame University football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.

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What do you say to a Louisiana State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit?”
“Will the defendant please rise.”

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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?
The police officer.

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