1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A. licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A. Klondike .

3.. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A. Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A. Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur Traders…

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A. Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A. Well Hung.

8.. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A. She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
A. Lick-a-likes..

11.. What’s the definition of confusion?
A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market..

12. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A. One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.

13. What do you have when you’ve got 50 lesbians and 50 Government workers?
A. 100 people that don’t do dick.

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