Month: November 2008

A Heartwarming Story

Dave

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” ‘The cop asked, ‘What’s he like?’ The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, “Crown Royal whiskey…

When a Deer Comes Knocking

Dave

Who is knocking at my back door? I’m not sure who the source is, but interesting nonetheless. Related Posts Step 3. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Front Door Guns N’ Roses Live in Wellington – Knocking on Heaven’s Door…

Tokyo Tower

Dave

Went to Roppongi today to check out the Tokyo tower and enjoy a panoramic view of Tokyo. The weather wasn’t the most clear, but it was still good. I could see Rainbow bridge, Fuji television in Odaiba, and other parts…

Retired Sailor

Dave

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times’ sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he…

Nightmare Renters

Dave

What do you mean I can’t get my rental deposit back? Related Posts Step 2. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Parking Spot Bank Calendar Stuck Pen

Penis Research

Dave

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to…

A Dog’s Intuition

Dave

Have you ever heard that a dog ‘knows’ when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can ‘sense’ when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away? Do you remember hearing that before…

Victoria Secret

Dave

You’ve probably wondered what exactly Victoria’s Secret is…An abusive marriage? A child out of wedlock? Substance abuse? Nope. Much worse…After years of suspense…The Question is finally answered, “What, exactly, is Victoria’s Secret?” Related Posts Andy Rooney on Sex Women vs…