Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, “Harry, I have a plan to win back the hearts of voters in Middle America in 2014!” “Great Nancy, but how?” asked Harry. “We’ll get some cheap, tacky…
In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed,…
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call…
A man revealed he spends approximately $5400 annually on beer, consuming three beers daily at a cost of $5 each, including a tip, and has been doing so for roughly 20 years.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand’s Pizza, Washington, DC Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity. The…
WD-40, initially developed in 1953 as a rust preventative solvent for missile parts, was surprisingly effective at removing spray paint from a neighbor’s truck using only WD-40 and a rag.
