Category: Thoughts

Fun 2019 Calculation

Time Has Changed Mothers

Difference Between Flirting and Harassment

Zen Teachings

1. Do  not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may  not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air:  It’s not that important unless you aren’t getting any. 3. No …

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Just a Handshake

Please Be Patient

This Property is a Farm Notice

Oldest Profession in the West

Where there was money to be had in the old west there were prostitutes. Prostitutes would actually have license to be able to work in the city and believe it or not there are actually different classifications of prostitutes.  Many worked in saloons, parlor houses, or brothels, but lower grade ones worked in cribs and …

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Why Kids Are So Bad Today

Who Plays With Them the Most

Thinking About Sex

Write it Down

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember…Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he …

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The Magic of Cleavage

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.”  The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there …

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You’re a Weatherman?

Moses’ Mother

Almost Finished Drinking

Life is Hard

Let Your Smile Change the World

Military Family Window Decal

You can certainly spot a military family vehicle by the message being sent through the window decal.

Customs and Boarder Patrol San Diego

With the caravan that migrated from Central America for being supposedly oppressed or fleeing corruption, but they managed to wave flags of their country and have camera crews document the entire journey, I believe it was either a George Soros or Democratic Party sponsored caravan. This political stunt has been in response to President Trump …

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Thank You For All You Give Me

Some Days Start Great

If There Were Cellphones at the Red Sea

We Need to Have a Talk

Do it for the Kids

Knowing Your Wife

Common Sense

Greatest Accomplishment

Protesting in California

Think about this when you go vote.

Boyfriend’s Wife Hates Me