Category: Thoughts

Thinking About Sex

Write it Down

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember…Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he …

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The Magic of Cleavage

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.”  The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there …

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You’re a Weatherman?

Moses’ Mother

Almost Finished Drinking

Life is Hard

Let Your Smile Change the World

Military Family Window Decal

You can certainly spot a military family vehicle by the message being sent through the window decal.

Customs and Boarder Patrol San Diego

With the caravan that migrated from Central America for being supposedly oppressed or fleeing corruption, but they managed to wave flags of their country and have camera crews document the entire journey, I believe it was either a George Soros or Democratic Party sponsored caravan. This political stunt has been in response to President Trump …

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Thank You For All You Give Me

Some Days Start Great

If There Were Cellphones at the Red Sea

We Need to Have a Talk

Do it for the Kids

Knowing Your Wife

Common Sense

Greatest Accomplishment

Protesting in California

Think about this when you go vote.

Boyfriend’s Wife Hates Me

Texting For Seniors

Great Things About Japan

#1. Strike in Japan #2. Drink Cans Have Names Written In Braille On The Top #3. Japanese Fans Stayed Behind After The FIFA World Cup 2014 Match To Help Clean Up #4. There Are Baby Seats Attached To The Wall In Most Bathrooms #5. Here Is Some Of The Hospital Food I Ate #6. You …

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Entice Men to do Stupid Stuff

Duct Tape Can Fix It

Found this use for duct tape at the local Walmart. Duct tape can make a water tight seal.

Better Than No Job T-shirt

Plush Japanese Animal Pillow

While at a Japanese store I found these plush animal pillows that were soft as can be, however after spinning the pillow around I noticed the pillow had a butthole stitched right on there. I’m not exactly sure why that is necessary, but it made me laugh so I snapped a photo.

Revenge Parking

How many times has somebody parked in an inconsiderate manner where you wanted to send them a clear message. Here are the results of other people who feel the same way.

Funny Regardless of Species

Asian Chefs Chopping Food

When you can chop food like these people do, then you can really call yourself a chef. The music to the video is pretty funny too.

Do Clouds Look Down on Us

Pet Rule About Sleeping

Therapy to Deal With Others

Senility Transition

Weight is Relative

People My Age

Old Enough to Know Better

Vehicle Navigation Directions

Getting Old Happens Fast

Focus on the Positive

Feeling Tired

Eating Healthy

Diet Condition

Chick Mobile

Beauty Comes in All Shapes

Be the Reason

Nevada Solar Engergy

If you ever happen to drive between Los Angeles, California and Las Vegas, Nevada along Highway 15 you may happen to notice what looks like acres of shiny mirrors that point to solar collectors. It is nice to see this land put to use to create energy. There isn’t much else to look at in …

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California Panhandling Solution

California certainly has its fair share of panhandlers. In east county of San Diego there are actually signs that say not to support panhandlers and to go online to help instead. The webpage to support is ECHTF.org

Funny Marketing Signs

Sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.” A sign on a blinds and curtain truck: “Blind man driving.” Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” At an Optometrist’s Office: “If …

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The “F” Word

Quite frankly; the little four letter “F” word can be the only word in the English language that accurately describes some situations… The word is ‘fear’ of course!