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Scooby Doo’s Daphne Hasn’t Aged Well

Guns N’ Roses Sing Civil War Live in Wellington

Guns N’ Roses put on an incredible show and I’m so glad I was able to witness it. The energy in the stadium was electric and the band was on fire. They played some of their classic hits and the crowd was singing and dancing along to every song. When they started playing “Civil War”, …

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How Joe Biden Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day

Joe Biden Dances with Snowflakes

an old photo of a Joe Biden

Why Are you Dating Her?

It Looks Like You are Pregnant

Karl Marx Brought Prosperity to These Countries

Karl Marx Most Important Contribution to Mankind

Chickens Have Stopped Crossing the Road

One More Commandment Needed About Reproducing

Starting a Reverse Onlyfans Account

When Father Doesn’t Make Time for Son

Mr. Cool Banana Spray Candy

I was in a rural country store in New Zealand and came across this candy. It is Mr. Cool Banana Spray Candy that is in the shape of a banana and it squirts into your mouth. Of course the banana certainly has a satisfied look on its face with some kind of weird 70’s porn …

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Thank You for Teaching me the Word “Plethora”

When It’s Career Day and Dad Starts Pulling Copper out of the Classroom

When Your Platoon Leader Watched You Get Drunk and You Still Make Formation

Take Hat off Mario and he looks like Ron Jeremy

Farmer Ernie Gives Meal and Good Time Advice

Your Triggers Are Your Responsibility

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Photo of Carrot Clinging to its Mother Before Vegan Eats it

Vegan Porn is Wild

How Garbage Truck Has Changed

Military Service Venn Diagram

Home Improvement by an Engineer

If My Jokes Offend You

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Aliens Versus Predators

Madagascar’s Different Emotions

Minnesota Archaeological Dig

China ATM Warns Don’t Transfer Money to Strangers

I don’t know who this warning is actually for, but apparently someone in China needs to be told not to transfer money to strangers and they put a nice sign on the ATM to remind them.

Nowhere in the Constitution Does it Say You Must Do This

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