Category: Humor

3 Hillbillies

Dave

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: “My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner. ” 2nd Hillbilly says: “Why is that stupid?” 1st Hillbilly says: “We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!” 2nd Hillbilly…

Only a Mom Would Know

Dave

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift…

Customs

Dave

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my…

Politics: Together We Can Make it Happen

Dave

There are two months until the General Election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States . The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. It’s time…

Anger Management

Dave

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50th Anniversary

Dave

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. ‘Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,’ gushed son number one …. ‘Sorry I’m running late. I had…

Buttercups and Golfballs

Dave

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup…

A Cat Named Lucky

Dave

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Hallmark Writers

Dave

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day…….. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you, How upset you…

Urologist

Dave

My internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She’s beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, “Because I’m trying…

How To Recognize A Persian Cat

Dave

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You Finish?

Dave

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to…

Military Humor

Dave

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Pastor Fluff

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The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland. One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t…

Cats and Dogs

Dave

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply…

A Beer Before It Starts

Dave

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Sears Cajun Catalog

Dave

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. Boudreaux says to Thibodeaux, ‘Did you see de purty girls in dis catalog?’ Thibodeaux replies, ‘Yes, dey are vary beautiful. And look at de price!’ Boudreaux says,…

Bangkok Bar

Dave

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A Real Man’s Grill

Dave

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