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Customs and Boarder Patrol San Diego
With the caravan that migrated from Central America for being supposedly oppressed or fleeing corruption, but they managed to wave flags of their country and have camera crews document the entire journey, I believe it was either a George Soros or Democratic Party sponsored caravan. This political stunt has been in response to President Trump …
A Retired Marine
A retired Marine sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Ed, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.” The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says, “Sure, why not? Show me to the vacuum.” Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen …
Grandfather of the Year
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long.” Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, “It’s …