Category: Entertainment

Donkey Kong is an A-hole!

Dave

Donkey Kong is an A-hole! I never knew I would have such strong feelings for a video game character, but I do. I hate him. I hate everything about him. I will show you some proof of why I think he’s an a-hole.

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First off let me start by saying that only an a-hole would kidnap a princess. Then after the little plumber comes to save her, this jerk-off starts throwing barrels at him. What could be anymore of a dick thing to do than that?

This video clearly shows a prime example of Donkey Kong being a dick. For no reason what-so-ever DK, plows into metal Mario. He clearly wasn’t going for that loot.  Then he looks back with a smile on his face. If I was there, I would punch him in his stupid face!

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Look at his taunting move from Super Smash Bros Brawl. Let me start with that stupid tie. Only an a-hole would wear nothing, but a tie.  Then he is so stupid he has his initials printed on it.  Is his tongue sticking out?  Who does he think he is…Michael Jordan?  He deserves to get his face punched in for impersonating one of the greatest basketball players of all time.

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Look at this cute little purple dragon and there is Donkey Kong getting ready to punch him.  Clearly Donkey Kong knows there is a witness and yet he doesn’t care.  He’s still going to sucker punch Spyro.

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Here is another example of Donkey Kong showing he’s got anger issues.  Yoshi is walking along and “Ka-pow” he gets punched in the face by this big, hairy, jerk.

 

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Look at that expression on his face?  Does any part of that scream happy?  He obviously has all sorts of anger issues.  Go see a doctor already.

 

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Why would anyone flex like that? only a person who would kiss themselves in the mirror would do that. How conceited.

 

 

I truly hate everything about Donkey Kong!

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The 88th Academy Awards the 2016 Oscars

Dave

The stage is set. The red carpet is out. It is time for the 2016 Academy Awards being hosted by Chris Rock. Here are some images of what Hollywood looks like for the stars to start showing up.  I took different photos from different perspectives to give a good view of what Hollywood and Hollywood Boulevard looks like in preparation for the 88th Academy Awards, the 2016 Oscars.  I really tried to focus on visually letting you know what it is like to walk around and see the pageantry of the Oscars from different angles and different points of view as if you were there.

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The Oscars 2016 第88回アカデミー授賞式

Elmo

今年のホストはクリス・ロックです。
最多ノミネート作品は、レオナルド・ディカプリオ主演の「The Revenant レヴェナント」で、
次に多かったのが日本でも大ヒットした「マッドマックス怒りのデス・ロード」です。
ディカプリオは初オスカーを手にするかが注目されていますね。
シルベスター・スタローンは1977年にロッキーで主演男優賞にノミネートされて以来だそうです。
長編アニメーション部門で「思い出マーニー」がノミネートされていますね。
受賞すれば千と千尋の神隠し以来の快挙だそうです。

大ファンという訳ではないし詳しくもないのですが、
なぜかアカデミー授賞式前夜に2年連続で訪れてしまったハリウッド。
折角なので写真を撮ってきました。授賞式準備のためにスタッフが働いていました。
去年よりあまり飾り付けされていない印象です。相変わらず人は沢山いました。

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