August 2020 archive

COVID-19 Coronavirus Testing

Bill Clinton Honored Guest Speaker at the Democrat Convention

I Can’t Breathe

Joe Biden Has Seen It

Dog Destroys Family Toilet Paper Savings

Why Don’t Ants Get the Coronavirus?

Coronavirus Humor

A Look Back at Tough Times

What a difference a century makes

Here are some statistics for the Year 1919: The average life expectancy for men was 47 years. Fuel for cars was sold in drug stores only. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The …

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The Laws of Life

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3. Law of Probability – The probability of being …

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Joe Biden Chooses Hillary Clinton For Vice President

Expecting Twins

Defective Condoms

How to Gain Wife’s Attention

No One Will Call it a Man Purse

Walmart in China

We thought our WalMarts had it all. Crocodiles. Bulk Rice. Mixed meat for the choosing. (I’m sure they all washed their hands first!) This is all so sanitary, isn’t it? No wonder the corona virus spread quickly. Turtles and frogs. Yum, Yum! You guess! (It looks familiar, but definitely not something that I have eaten …

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