Month: August 2026

I Think Pandora Knows More Than She’s Letting On

Hal

I noticed the gnome at eight-fifteen in the morning, although in fairness I had no reason to be looking at it. Mrs Jenkins keeps several garden gnomes among the flowers outside her apartment near the shared courtyard, and over time…

My Cat Is Conspiring Against Me I’m Sure of It

Hal

I had been watching Mr Whiskers for eleven minutes when I realized that, from his perspective, I was probably the suspicious one. He was sitting on the far end of the couch grooming the same patch of fur behind his…

I Was Right, Just Not About Any of the Evidence

Hal

After the coffee creamer situation, I had made a decision. I was going to stop investigating things. This was not an admission that there had been nothing to investigate. I want that distinction clearly understood. The coffee creamer had been…

James Agee: Where Certainty Goes to Die

Penelope

James Agee’s words have been stuck with me since I first stumbled upon his essays as an undergraduate. There was something about the way he wrote that felt both deeply personal and utterly detached – a tension that drew me…

Mr Whiskers Knew Something I Didn’t Yesterday Morning

Hal

Yesterday morning started with an empty coffee creamer container and Mr Whiskers yelling at me from the kitchen, which, in retrospect, should have been enough warning that the day was going somewhere unpleasant. I was standing in front of the…

I Think Pandora Is Hiding Something In The Coffee Creamer

Hal

I was watching Pandora make breakfast when I noticed that she had left the cap off the coffee creamer. Under ordinary circumstances, this would not qualify as an event. It probably wouldn’t even qualify as an observation worth remembering. Pandora…

I Think John Mercer Is Rubbing Off On Her

Hal

I’ve been noticing that Pandora keeps leaving her phone charger on the kitchen counter lately. It’s a small thing, and under normal circumstances I probably wouldn’t even notice it, but Pandora usually puts things away when she’s finished with them.…

I’m Starting to Think Mr Whiskers Knows More

Hal

I’m lying on the bed watching Pandora do her hair in front of the dresser when I notice Mr Whiskers sitting beside her, staring at the floor. Normally this wouldn’t concern me. Cats stare at things. I’ve accepted that. They…

George Oppen: Knots in the Language (and My Sanity)

Penelope

George Oppen’s poetry always makes me feel like I’m trying to untangle a knot while simultaneously watching it grow tighter. It’s a sensation that’s both maddening and mesmerizing, like staring at a puzzle with pieces that refuse to fit together.…

I Knew Something Was Wrong but I Could Not Prove It Yet

Hal

I’ve been trying very hard today not to investigate anything, partly because Pandora asked me not to and mostly because yesterday demonstrated that my instincts, while occasionally impressive, have a tendency to arrive at the correct general conclusion by traveling…