Spice It Up
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine.…
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine.…
This weekend I decided to drive on over to Las Vegas to check out the action. Along the way I snapped photos of some of the billboards with awesome DJ’s. Calvin Harris is playing at Omnia nightclub at Caesar’s Palace.…
Took a first time trip over to Las Vegas, Nevada. Took photos along the way and took photos of different things while I was there for the one night. Here are those photos. Related Posts Photos of Drive Between California…
I drove over to Las Vegas along I-15 and along the way I took some photos to show what the countryside looks like. Here are those photos: Related Posts One Night in Vegas Drive from Richmond to Sausalito, California Photos…
Maude and Claude, both 81, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others’ company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for…
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q.. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If…
Today I went on an adventure and ended up at Poway. This is a cool little town in the California countryside. It has old style trains, buildings, and has a western feel about it. Here are photos of that experience.…
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars…
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head…
A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!”. When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. Related Posts Smart Ass New Store How to Call the Police When You’re…
A robber held up a corner store, demanding cash and a bottle of Scotch, but the cashier initially refused to sell him alcohol, leading to the presentation of identification.
A driver received a speeding ticket and photograph via mail, prompting him to respond with an image of the payment amount, which led to an unexpected reply from the police department.
A man intent on robbing a downtown Bank of America walked into the branch and wrote the following note: “Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line and waiting to hand the note to the teller, he…
Boeing employees removed a life raft from a 747 and subsequently took it for a river float, triggering an unexpected response from the Coast Guard.
A medical student at a poison control center received a distressed call from a woman who reported her daughter had ingested ants, initially reassuring the caller before discovering the child had also consumed ant poison.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only…
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would…
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up…