Dog For Sale
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the…
Category: Humor
Circumcised
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that…
Beer Poster
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Muslim Pussy
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Hunting Season Body Art
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Cow vs Sheep
A man walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and…
Boobs vs Willies
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. 1. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are…
Never Too Old
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Ear infection
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong–and sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you…
Tweety Turns 60
Tweety bird turns 60 years old and was quoted saying, “I tawt I taw a pu … a put … oh I don’t know wat da fut I taw!” Related Posts The Parrot An Indian With One Testicle Howzit Brahdah
Priceless Speeding Ticket
Telling Husband you’re going out for the night with the “Girls”… $0.00. Red Leather Jacket for night out with the “Girls”… $200.00. Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the “Girls”… $90.00. Having husband open the mailed radar…
Sexy Women T-shirts
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A Pictures is Worth 1,000 Words
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Motivational Posters #5
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Political Science For Dummies
DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and…
Why Rio got the Olympics
Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: When the question is asked if the Olympics can come to Chicago, the answer is: Related Posts 2022 Winter Olympics Hosted…
Eye Make-up
How important is eye makeup? Ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That’s why it’s so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied. Remember, if it weren’t for the excellent application of proper eye…
Motivational Posters #4
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Clothes Donation
I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to piss off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!! Related Posts Spandex…
Leather Smell
When a woman wears a leather dress, …A man’s heart beats quicker, And his throat gets dry, He goes weak in the knees, And he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new truck.…