Category: Humor

Top Seven Idiots of 2008

Dave

Number One Idiot of 2008 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her…

Atlanta Burger King Sign

Dave

Proof that the Atlanta city school system works! This is an actual picture of a Burger King in Atlanta. Related Posts How a Bacon Cheeseburger is Made McDonald’s Burger of the Month The Ostrich

Letter To Santa

Dave

Dear Santa, Please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: “Send me your mother…” Related Posts A Letter From Little Timmy To Santa A Christmas Story Father’s Day

Christmas lights

Dave

After several weeks of nagging from my dear wife I finally put up the Christmas Lights. I mean she would not let up! It’s a good thing I love her! Related Posts Christmas Lights Christmas Gift Christmas Decorations 2016

A Heartwarming Story

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” ‘The cop asked, ‘What’s he like?’ The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, “Crown Royal whiskey…

Retired Sailor

Dave

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times’ sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he…

Penis Research

Dave

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to…

A Dog’s Intuition

Dave

Have you ever heard that a dog ‘knows’ when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can ‘sense’ when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away? Do you remember hearing that before…

Victoria Secret

Dave

You’ve probably wondered what exactly Victoria’s Secret is…An abusive marriage? A child out of wedlock? Substance abuse? Nope. Much worse…After years of suspense…The Question is finally answered, “What, exactly, is Victoria’s Secret?” Related Posts Andy Rooney on Sex Women vs…

Scary Halloween Story

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A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween-night, when behind him he hears: BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down…

How Badly Do You Want A Beer?

Dave

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Australian Speed Bump

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Drunk Pumpkin

Dave

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The Box Office

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While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, “Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell,…

How to be Cruel to Old Guys!

Dave

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Lil’ ole lady

Dave

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the…

Motivational Posters #2

Dave

Here are some more motivational posters. Some may be duplicate images with different messages…entertaining none the less. Related Posts Happy New Year! Radio Station Took Suggestion Comic CON 2016

Mowing & Beer

Dave

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, “You should be…

Redneck Fire Alarm

Dave

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