Category: Humor

Father’s Day

Dave

This one really touched my heart. Remember Father’s Day is Sunday June 21st. “Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in my Daddy’s computer.” “Amen.” Related Posts Celebrating Fatherhood: Reflections on Father’s Day Celebrating Fatherhood:…

Poignant Thoughts on the Swine Flu

Dave

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Grilling Tip

Dave

As every Southerner knows, come spring it is time to get ready for that all-important cooking technique of the south — outdoor grilling! I have just found out there are several stores (not just in the South) where you can…

Not in the Travel Brochure

Dave

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An Actual Craig’s List Personal AD

Dave

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacke t that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you…

Obama was tricked

Dave

He did not intend to bow to the Saudi King. Related Posts How a Medieval Document Changed the Course of Democracy Forever The Bullet That Silenced Hope: Remembering RFK’s Final Stand The Cork…oops!

IRS Audit

Dave

At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, “I notice you buy a lot of candles.…

Motivational Posters #3

Dave

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Cat on the Roof

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A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m…

Hey, Mister

Dave

A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life! She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn’t been going…

Affairs

Dave

First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told…

1st Day on the Job

Dave

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…… About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into…

Grandma & Grandpa

Dave

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re…

Why I Fired My Secretary

Dave

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As…

Greener Grass

Dave

Sometimes you can reach too far! And when you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember……. Not everyone who shows up……Is there to help…

Hunting Experience

Dave

We went hunting over the three day weekend and killed these two plus three smaller ones. I can’t remember how many shots it took, but it was a lot! Related Posts Elk Hunters Upper Peninsula Moose Monterey’s Flower Burglar

Talk About Luck

Dave

Can you believe it? This guy wins 181 million in the lottery on a Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.  Talk about luck! Related Posts Fortune Cookie Fortune Fortune Teller $20.00

Don’t Choke on Food in the South

Dave

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough, and after a minute or so, it…

Billy Bob Gets Deflowered

Dave

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it’s time for his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a…