Where Am I?
A man piloting a hot air balloon over Iowa encountered difficulty and called out to a farmer on the ground for assistance.
Category: Humor
When Unattended Bags Were Just Temptations, Not Threats
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself. I’m going to take that.’ Related Posts New Clothing Shop Prevent…
Shutter Speed
Researchers in Japan have developed a camera boasting an exceptionally fast shutter speed, enabling the capture of fleeting moments previously impossible to photograph.
Last Thing on My Mind
A man encountered a distressed 10-year-old boy at the roadside and inquired about his distress, only to be met with an unexpected and rather startling response.
Fat Chance
A television weather forecaster predicted a significant snowfall of eight inches for the evening.
Any Change?
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said ‘Any Change?’ I said, ‘Nope, you’re still black’. Related Posts Today’s word is:…
Sorry About the Wait
A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunchtime. She said ‘sorry about the wait’. I said, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll find a way to lose it eventually’. Related Posts Let’s Offend Everyone Few Short Stories of Stupid Events Mad Cow
Will Power
I’d just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said ‘I’ve not eaten for two days.’ I told him, ‘I wish…
Buying a Bike
Advice for women buying a bicycle…When purchasing a bicycle…no matter how cute you are. Be sure to consider the color of the seat! Related Posts The Taxi Why Are Men Never Depressed? Sears Cajun Catalog
Squirrel: Ouch!
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Use of Beijing English – Chinese Hotel Brochure
Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because…
Interesting Questions – Oxymorons
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote…
Why Athletes Can’t Have Regular Jobs
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.” 2. New Orleans Saint RB George…
Lighten Up
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Tonsils vs. Circumcision
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid…
The Wish That Made the Genie Regret Everything
A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.…
Penis Surgery
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on The freeway. You’re…
Motivational Posters #11
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Sleeping With Mick
The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decid ed it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to…
Cautionary Tale
A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his…