Little Johnny Doesn’t Need Anything
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home. 1st kid says “A computer”. Teacher replies “That’d be very useful.” 2nd kid says “a new lawn mower” and gets a similar response.…
Month: December 2011
December 10th, 2011 Lunar Eclipse Photos from Kanagawa, Japan
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Cost of Living
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries! Related Posts 44 Years of Marriage Red Skeleton’s Tips for a Happy Marriage Christmas lights
Too Many Immigrants in Britain?
Question – Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said “I am not understanding the question please.” Related Posts They Sent My Census Form Back Polish Sausage A Senior Citizen
New Gym Equipment
Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It’s great though. It provides me with everything I need – KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers,…
Japan Funny Erasers
Stopped by a dollar store (100Yen) store and I found these funny erasers. I thought they were neat enough to snap some photos. Some of these are actually pretty neat. Here are the photos. 7 Related Posts Bike Lane Bush…
Thrown Out of School
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said “Son, that’s 3 schools this year! You’d better stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.” Related Posts Teachers &…
Love the Hot Weather
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops….although, they do make me look a bit gay. Related Posts Sunkissed Style: The Hottest Swimwear Trends of Summer Japanese Fashion: Coming Soon to…
Penis Enlarger
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did….she’s 21 and her name’s Lucy. Related Posts Example of “Bitter Sweet” Who Wants To Be a Millionaire Penis Surgery
Turned to Religion
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!…
Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer
Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer: I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver’s…