I’ve always been fascinated by Mary Shelley, but it’s not just her life story that draws me in – although the idea of writing a novel at 18 while traveling with your soon-to-be-ex-fiancé is enough to make anyone feel inadequate. It’s something more complex than that. One thing I find intriguing is how much Mary …
April 2026 archive
Toothpaste, Terror, and the Lurking Doom of Breakfast
I’m trying to have a simple conversation with my girlfriend, Pandora, but she’s being completely unreasonable. We’re in the kitchen, and I’m attempting to explain why I left the cap off the toothpaste again. “It’s not that big of a deal,” I say, exasperated. Pandora scowls at me, her arms crossed over her chest. “It’s …
Samigina (Gamigin): The Infernal Marquis Who Speaks with the Dead and Reveals the Forgotten Voices of History
Among the seventy-two spirits recorded in the Ars Goetia, there are demons who command armies, shape desire, reveal hidden knowledge, and manipulate the natural world. Yet Samigina—also known as Gamigin—belongs to a more somber and reflective domain. He is not a figure of chaos or temptation in the traditional sense. Instead, he exists in the …
Cesare Pavese: Puzzle Maker or Perpetual Wanderer?
Cesare Pavese’s words have a way of getting under my skin. I’ve spent countless hours poring over his essays, translations, and poetry, and yet, every time I revisit them, I feel like I’m uncovering something new – or rather, something old that I never noticed before. It’s as if his writing is like a puzzle, …
Cat Astrologers, Coffee Conspiracies, and Couch UFOs: Just Another Tuesday
Ugh, I’m having one of those days where everything is conspiring against me. I woke up late because my alarm didn’t go off—again—and now Pandora is breathing down my neck to get ready for her art show tonight. Like, I know it’s a big deal for her, but can’t she see I’m still trying to …
Marbas: The Infernal President of Transformation, Healing, and the Hidden Mechanics of the Human Body
Among the seventy-two spirits cataloged within the Ars Goetia, Marbas stands as one of the most fascinating and paradoxical figures in the entire infernal hierarchy. Unlike many demons associated with deception, destruction, or temptation, Marbas occupies a domain that feels almost unsettlingly constructive. He is described as a President of Hell commanding thirty-six legions of …
Lise Meitner: The Invisible Thread
I keep coming back to Lise Meitner, the Austrian physicist who fled her homeland during WWII only to play a crucial role in discovering nuclear fission. Her name is etched in my mind alongside those of Marie Curie and Rosalind Franklin – women who broke ground in male-dominated fields, leaving behind a trail of awe-inspiring …
Trapped with a Lunatic and a Telepathic Feline Overlord
I’m stuck in an elevator with Pandora, who’s frantically pressing the buttons like they’re going to magically fix everything. I swear, it’s like she thinks the elevator is just being stubborn on purpose. “Come on, come on!” she mutters, jabbing at the panel like she’s trying to win a prize. Meanwhile, I’m over here thinking …
Valefor: The Infernal Duke of Temptation Who Rewards Loyalty, Commands Thieves, and Tests the Boundaries of Trust
Among the seventy-two spirits described in the Ars Goetia, Valefor occupies a particularly intriguing position—not because of overwhelming power or intellectual dominance, but because of the subtle and deeply human nature of his domain. He is not a king commanding vast armies like Paimon, nor a philosopher like Buer, nor a reconciler of truth like …
Jorge Luis Borges: Where Does the Map End and the Territory Begin? (Or Do We Even Care?)
I’ll never forget the day I stumbled upon Jorge Luis Borges’ short story “Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius.” It was as if I had stepped into a labyrinth and couldn’t find my way out. The more I read, the more questions swirled in my head like leaves in a storm drain. What is reality? Is it …
Parking Lot Incident Escalates Into Coordinated Surveillance Operation
The parking lot. A place where the competent and the incompetent converge, united by a shared sense of confusion. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve found myself in this predicament, wandering aimlessly through rows of identical vehicles, trying to recall where I left my own. As I pull into the lot, I’m immediately …
Amon: The Infernal Marquis Who Sees All Truths, Reconciles Enemies, and Walks Between Past and Future
Among the seventy-two spirits cataloged within the Ars Goetia, the name Amon carries a peculiar weight—one that feels less theatrical than kings like Paimon and less chaotic than war-bringers like Leraje, yet somehow more unsettling in its precision. Amon is not a demon of spectacle. He is a demon of understanding. Of seeing things as …
Elizabeth Cady Stanton: The Unrelenting Spark That Refuses to Fade Away
Elizabeth Cady Stanton has been lingering in the back of my mind for weeks now, ever since I stumbled upon her name while browsing through a list of influential women from history. At first, I thought it was just another name, another faceless figure from a bygone era. But as I began to read more …
Pandora to the Rescue: Croissants, Not Couples Therapy
Another lovely day in paradise. I woke up to the sound of John Mercer snoring like a chainsaw in the next room. I’m pretty sure he’s secretly training for some sort of sleep-apnea Olympics. I got out of bed, staggered to the kitchen, and poured myself a cup of coffee. Ah, the sweet nectar of …
Barbatos: The Infernal Duke Who Speaks with Animals, Reveals Hidden Treasures, and Listens to the Language of the Earth
Among the seventy-two spirits recorded in the Ars Goetia, there are those who command armies, those who manipulate desire, and those who reveal hidden truths about time and knowledge. Yet Barbatos stands apart in a way that feels quieter, almost grounded—rooted not in grand displays of power, but in something older, deeper, and more intimate. …
Soren Kierkegaard: The Guy Who’s Been Having Existential Crises for Centuries and I’m Over Here Just Trying to Figure Stuff Out
Soren Kierkegaard. His name has been floating around my mind for months now, ever since I stumbled upon his works while searching for inspiration for a creative writing project. At first, it was just the familiar feeling of overwhelm that comes with diving into someone else’s ideas – too many words, too many concepts, and …
Bank Fraud, Breakfast Crimes, and the Man Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near Eggs
Just another lovely day in paradise. I woke up feeling like a king, mostly because I’d finally gotten a full night of sleep after a grueling week of doing absolutely nothing productive. From the kitchen, I could already hear John Mercer making some kind of noise that sounded like a smoke alarm arguing with a …
Paimon: The Infernal King of Knowledge, Power, and the Hidden Architecture of Reality
Among the seventy-two spirits recorded in the Ars Goetia, few names carry the same weight, presence, and strange reverence as Paimon. He is not simply another demon listed in the hierarchy—he is a king, one of the most powerful rulers within the infernal order, commanding vast legions of spirits and surrounded by a court that …
Emily Carr: When Genius Looks Like Chaos in a Paint-Splattered Dress
I’ve been thinking about Emily Carr a lot lately, ever since I stumbled upon her paintings in an art history course last semester. At first, I was drawn to the vibrant colors and bold brushstrokes, but as I delved deeper into her work, I found myself increasingly fascinated by the complexity of her personality. There’s …
Mysterious Mailbox Malfunctions Spark Bizarre Neighborhood Enigma
The mailbox. A humble, unassuming fixture of suburban life. Or so I thought. As a generally even-tempered individual, I’ve always approached problems with a level head and a dash of humor. But the more I ponder my current predicament, the more I find myself slipping into an abyss of absurdity. It started innocently enough. A …
Buer: The Infernal President of Healing, Philosophy, and the Hidden Science of the Natural World
Among the seventy-two spirits recorded in the Ars Goetia, there are those who terrify, those who deceive, and those who command immense destructive power. And then there is Buer—a figure so unusual that he almost seems out of place among the infernal ranks. While many demons are associated with chaos or temptation, Buer is something …
W E B Du Bois: Where the River Runs Deeper Than the Surface
W.E.B. Du Bois’s words have been seeping into my consciousness for years, like a slow-moving river that I’ve never quite managed to follow to its source. It started with phrases like “double-consciousness” and “the color line,” which seemed to articulate a tension I recognized in myself—the feeling of being split between inner identity and the …
Laundry Machine Issue Escalates Into Full-Scale Conspiracy Against One Man
The laundry machine. A device so mundane, it’s a wonder anyone gives it a second thought. Yet, here I am, pouring my thoughts onto the page, consumed by its sheer incompetence. It started innocently enough. I tossed in a load of dirty clothes, added some detergent, and closed the lid. The familiar hum of the …
Gusion: The Infernal Duke Who Reveals All Truths, Commands Time, and Shapes the Fate of Kings
Among the many figures described in the ancient grimoires of demonology, Gusion stands apart not because of brute force or theatrical terror, but because of something far more unsettling—certainty. In a world defined by uncertainty, doubt, and unanswered questions, Gusion represents the impossible idea that everything can be known. Listed among the seventy-two spirits of …
Microwave Malfunction Escalates Into Something That Knows His Name
The microwave. Can’t live with it, can’t nuke last night’s leftovers without it. I mean, what’s a guy to do? I trudged into the kitchen, still in my bathrobe, and opened the fridge to grab a frozen burrito for breakfast. Why not, right? It’s not like I’m trying to win any culinary awards here. As …
Jane Austen: The Unspoken Wisdom in Her Pages is Like a Punch to the Gut (In a Good Way?)
Jane Austen. I’ve spent hours reading her novels, but it’s not the plots or characters that have me stuck – it’s her voice. It’s like she’s speaking directly to me, but from a different time, with a language that’s both familiar and foreign. As someone who writes for myself, to process my own thoughts and …
Sitri: The Infernal Prince of Desire Who Unveils Secrets of Passion and Hidden Lust
In the shadowed hierarchy of spirits described in the ancient grimoires, there are demons who command armies, demons who reveal hidden knowledge, and demons who shape the natural world itself. Yet among them exists a category far more intimate and unsettling—those who influence desire, attraction, and the private emotions that most people prefer to keep …
Samuel Beckett: When the Abyss Looks Back at You
Samuel Beckett’s words have been lingering in my mind for a while now, like the faint scent of old books that refuses to fade. I’ve been reading his work sporadically over the past few years, drawn back to it whenever I’m feeling lost or uncertain about my own creative path. His writing is like a …
Package Situation Gets Worse As A Situation That Keeps Getting Worse
I woke up to a lovely Tuesday morning, ready to tackle another day of existence. As I reached for my phone to check the time, I noticed a notification from the package delivery service. “Great,” I thought, “my new socks have finally arrived.” But, as I opened the app, my excitement was short-lived. The notification …
Beleth: The Infernal King Who Commands Love, Fear, and the Terrifying Power of Attraction
In the strange and intricate hierarchy of spirits described within the Ars Goetia, few figures embody contradiction as vividly as Beleth. Counted among the seventy-two demons of The Lesser Key of Solomon, Beleth is not merely another infernal entity cataloged for ritual summoning. He is a king—one of the highest-ranking figures in the entire demonic …