Month: April 2026

Everyone Is Hiding Something (Especially the Cat)

Hal

I’m sitting in the living room, staring at Mr. Whiskers, who’s lazily grooming his paws. Pandora walked out about an hour ago to get some coffee from the café down the street, and I’m starting to feel a bit restless.…

The Neighbors Are Watching Us, I’m Certain

Hal

I’m staring at Pandora, trying to figure out why she seems distracted today. We’re in the living room. Mr. Whiskers is stretched across her lap, and she’s petting him, but it’s automatic. Like her hand is doing it out of…

I’m Starting to Suspect Mr Whiskers Knows More

Hal

I’m making breakfast in the kitchen when I notice that Pandora’s coffee mug is not on its usual hook by the cabinet. It’s a small thing, but it’s slightly off because she always puts it there after every use. I…

Ernst Cassirer: Where Myth Meets Messy Reality

Penelope

I’ve been thinking a lot about Ernst Cassirer lately, ever since I stumbled upon his book “The Myth of the State” in my freshman year philosophy class. At first, I was drawn to his critiques of fascist ideology and his…

I Think My Cat Is Hoarding Cereal for a Reason

Hal

I’ve been noticing that Pandora’s been eating a lot more cereal lately, and it’s always the same brand. At first, I didn’t think much of it. People go through phases. Coffee, tea, smoothies, whatever. But this isn’t a phase. This…

I Know Something Is Up With Pandora’s Hair Tie

Hal

I’m making breakfast in the kitchen, eggs on the stove, and I notice that Pandora left her hair tie on the counter. It’s not like it’s a huge deal or anything, but it seems out of place because we usually…