Category: Thoughts

Learned from Dogs

Why Are Married Women Heavier Than Single Women?

Dammit I’m Mad

I’m Not an Alcoholic, I’m a Ghostbuster

Bad at Apologies

Dogs Don’t Require a Gun Carry Permit

Joseph Contemplating How Mary Got Pregnant

Do Amish Row Boat Instead of Motorboat?

Job Pays for Alcohol

How to Keep a Man Happy

Don’t Use a Condom, Let God Protect You

Rough Sex and Conversations

How to Keep Him From Saying Something Stupid

Someone is Thinking of You

Productive Day

Grandma Tells How to Impress a man

Abraham Lincoln Rightful Masters of the Congress and Courts Quote

Things That Don’t Belong in Your Life

Hating Your Country is Like…

The Devil Whispered in My Ear

The Four Languages I Speak

Joe Biden Quote on a T-shirt

Life is Like Toilet Paper

Photography Difference Between Now and Then

If You Are a Junior…

Cardi B WAP

Don’t Support Hate Groups

When She Finds Out You Are a Good Guy With a Good Job

When You Are on Deployment and She Shops at CVS at 0800

Remember in Lion King When Scar Cheated to Win

Magical Moment