Ninja Show Near Mie, Japan
Went to Mie, Japan to checkout a real life ninja show. This was pretty neat because I went to an actual ninja village and learned that the Mie ninja’s were good at the art of implanting a suggestion into a…
Month: August 2013
Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, ‘What’s the story?’ He replies, ‘Just crap in the carburetor’…
Florida or Moon
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?’ The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?…
Disneyland Blonde Joke
Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland Left. They started crying and turned around and went home. Related Posts Florida or Moon Sick of Blonde Jokes…
Speaking German in Texas
In Texas, there is a town named Fredericksburg, where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond. The…
Married Life
– The wife’s back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. – My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and…
Scottish Blood
A wealthy Arab Sheik required a rare blood type for heart surgery, and a Scotsman was found to be a suitable donor, willingly providing his blood for the procedure.
The Aisle Seat
Two individuals seated near a Royal Marine on a flight from London engaged him in a series of requests, leading to an unexpected discovery upon landing.
Difficult Things to Say
According to the article, words like ‘transubstantiate’ and ‘anti-constitutionalistically’ become exceptionally challenging to articulate after consuming alcohol, alongside phrases expressing polite refusals.
Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him…
Best T-shirt Ever
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Curliest Hair
A trivia contestant held a significant lead at a bar until a final question about hair texture proved challenging, ultimately costing them the win.
Where Am I?
A man piloting a hot air balloon over Iowa encountered difficulty and called out to a farmer on the ground for assistance.
When Unattended Bags Were Just Temptations, Not Threats
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself. I’m going to take that.’ Related Posts New Clothing Shop Prevent…
Shutter Speed
Researchers in Japan have developed a camera boasting an exceptionally fast shutter speed, enabling the capture of fleeting moments previously impossible to photograph.
Last Thing on My Mind
A man encountered a distressed 10-year-old boy at the roadside and inquired about his distress, only to be met with an unexpected and rather startling response.
Fat Chance
A television weather forecaster predicted a significant snowfall of eight inches for the evening.
Any Change?
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said ‘Any Change?’ I said, ‘Nope, you’re still black’. Related Posts Today’s word is:…
Sorry About the Wait
A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunchtime. She said ‘sorry about the wait’. I said, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll find a way to lose it eventually’. Related Posts Let’s Offend Everyone Few Short Stories of Stupid Events Mad Cow
Will Power
I’d just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said ‘I’ve not eaten for two days.’ I told him, ‘I wish…