Month: September 2026

I Think Mr Whiskers Is Being Fed in Secret

Hal

I’m making coffee when I notice Mr Whiskers’ food bowl is empty. This would normally trigger an immediate response because Mr Whiskers has developed a sophisticated notification system for an empty food bowl consisting primarily of standing beside it and…

I Think Pandora’s Plate Is Sending a Message

Hal

I’m standing in the kitchen with a cup of coffee that stopped being hot sometime during the previous administration when I notice Pandora’s breakfast plate sitting on the table. There is nothing particularly unusual about a plate sitting on a…

I’m Starting to Think 6:45 Means Something

Hal

For the past week, Pandora has been getting out of bed at exactly 6:45 every morning, and I realize there are people who will hear that sentence and wonder why I care. Those people have clearly never lived with Pandora.…

I Think Someone Changed the Bread Without Telling Me

Hal

I’m making breakfast when I notice the toast is thicker than usual. Not dramatically thicker. Nobody else would walk into the kitchen, look at these two slices of toast, and immediately conclude that something had changed. But I make toast…

Bronislaw Malinowski: The Ghosts of Cultural Innocence

Penelope

I’ve always been fascinated by Bronislaw Malinowski, a Polish-British anthropologist who lived in the early 20th century. What draws me to him is the way he approached his work, which I see as both refreshing and problematic. Malinowski’s ethnographic approach…

I Think Mrs Jenkins’ Baking Has a Hidden Ingredient

Hal

Mrs Jenkins knocks on the door sometime after dinner carrying a plate of cookies, which is normally the kind of event I support without requiring additional information. She says she tried a new recipe and made too many, so she…

I’m Starting to Think Mr Whiskers is Not Asleep

Hal

I’m sitting in the living room watching Pandora type away on her laptop. She’s been working on the same project for weeks, and I can tell she’s getting frustrated because every few minutes she stops, stares at the screen, sighs,…