Dave

I have been fortunate enough to travel the world. I enjoy sharing my thoughts, opinions, and experiences for everyone to see.

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Things That Make You Smile

Rules Are Rules

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his Mother asks if he has done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. …

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Texas Humor

Jewish Mother’s Know Best

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Nathan.” All he wants is sex, sex, and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 – cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel.” Her mother says… “You’re married to a multi – millionaire businessman! You live in …

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How To Catch A Bear

A man in Michigan ‘s Upper Peninsula wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there’s an ad for “Up North Bear Removers.” He calls the number and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and …

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Deliciously Evil Funnel Cake

During the summer there are many festivals, fairs, parties, and other fun events to attend. If you happen to run across the funnel cake, stay away! The funnel cake is evil. It is so yummy that you just can’t stay away. There is something about that fragrence in the air that just draws you in …

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America’s Smartest President

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so American’s don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the …

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Whatever You Give a Woman

American Independence Day 2015

Happy Independence Day 2015. On July 2nd 1776 is when American declared independence from England. It wasn’t until August 2nd, 1776 when all members actually signed the declaration. Either way, this is the only American holiday during the summer and it means many things to many different people. It is a good time to enjoy …

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Must Love Seniors

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” …

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The Cab Ride

I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes, I walked to the  door and knocked. ‘Just a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90’s stood before me. She was wearing …

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How in the World Did You Get There?

2015 California Drought

You may have noticed in the news lately where the media has been discussing the California sever drought and water crisis. There are commercials that tell residents of California to conserve water and this affects everybody. I have heard that the majority of water consumption for the state of California is between the state government …

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Memorial Day 2015

On this Memorial Day 2015, remembering all who served and paid the ultimate price for the United States.

Lombard Street

Today I decided to drive down Lombard street in San Francisco, California. This road is known for being the windiest road. I thought it would be a nice novelty since I’m here in San Francisco anyway. In this first picture, I am sitting in traffic waiting to get to Lombard street and I snapped a …

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Alcatraz Island San Francisco, California

Since I was in San Francisco today I decided to take some photos from different vantage points of Alcatraz. One perspective was from Pier 39 with a flag flapping in the breeze. Another picture was from Pier 39 again, but over by the boat harbor where the sea lions were resting. The last shot was …

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Fisherman’s Wharf San Francisco

Today I went to the Fisherman’s and took some different photos of the different things to see around there.  Even though there was fog overhead, I think I got some pretty good shots.  Some of the things I got to see where the harbor, San Francisco bay, Alcatraz, trolley cars, the Aquarium and the Bay, …

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Golden Gate Bridge

I went and took some photos of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California today. The weather could have cooperated a little better, but at least it wasn’t raining. The was a fog in the bay and it didn’t really let up. I tried to document my whole experience from me taking photos on …

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Photos at Muir Beach in Sausalito, California

Today I was trying to drive over to take photos of the Golden Gate Bridge and I found Muir Beach along the way, so I decided to stop and take some photos. Here are some of the photos I took at Muir Beach. As you can see today there was a fog moving through the …

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Drive from Richmond to Sausalito, California

Drove from Richmond, California to Sausalito, California today. Here are some of the photos that were taken along the way.

Polish Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘prejudice’ these days…………….A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me …

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Church Bells

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother …

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Step 15. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Exit and go Home

Take some final shots before exiting the building.

Step 14. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Take Photos

Hang out at the studio until the end of The Show, snap some photos, thank the Rock 105.3 team and head out of the studio.

Step 13. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Interview About Local Event

Here is an interview about a local dirt bike riding event happening in the local desert.

Step 12. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Dario’s Spanking Story

Dario, the intern, telling a story how a manager at his 2nd job inappropriately touches his rear when nobody else is around.

Step 11. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Brooks Interview

Time for an interview with Brooks.

Step 10. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Shown up by New Donuts

A new person shows up with more donuts. I was shown up. Who invited these guys? They get their photos taken. Check out those new donuts sitting next to Thor.

What’s on Thor from San Diego’s Rock 105.3 FM’s Desk?

Thor from San Diego’s Rock 105.3 FM KIOZ Radio Station has a The Kumachan Sticker.

Step 9. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Talking About the Weather

Talking about how the guest host on The Show this week was Dagmar from NBC News 7 in San Diego, however she couldn’t be here today because she has to report that it is actually raining in San Diego today. Who would have thought? Here is the video from that.

Step 8. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – The Show Continues

The show continues on after the break. Eddie and Ashlee talk and Eddie and Thor talk. Ashlee comes back into the studio.

Step 7. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Commercial Break and Donuts

Welcome to the 1st commercial break. Since I was invited to the studio this morning I thought it would be nice to bring donuts in for everybody. What a nice gesture for them being nice enough to let me come visit.

Step 6. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – The Show Begins

Next I’m told the rules. Don’t make noise while they are on the radio. Turn cellular phone or iPhone to silent mode. Taking pictures is ok. Laughing is ok. Have fun and enjoy. It is time to move into the recording studio and time for The Show to begin.

Step 5. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Ashlee’s Studio

I start taking photos of Ashlee’s Studio.

Step 4. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Cast Members

I was escorted into a room where I waited and I see Thor, Ashlee, and Eddie from San Diego, Rock 105.3 FM KIOZ waiting for The Show to begin. The Show starts at 6:00 AM. Time is getting close.

Step 3. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Front Door

I walked through this door.

Step 2. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – Parking Spot

I parked in this parking spot.

Step 1. Rock 105.3 FM Experience Step-by-step – The Building

I drove down to this building at 5:35 AM today.

My Rock 105.3 FM San Diego Experience

Today I was invited down to Rock 105.3 FM radio station to hang out with the cast of the talk morning show called, “The Show” I will do my very best to share my entire experience with you. I must say that this was an awesome experience to be a “P1,” which I found out …

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Best Wednesday Ever!

This morning I was driving to work and listening to The Show on Rock 105.3 FM. One of the topics that was being talked about was the California sever drought going on right now. I attempted to call into the Show and all I kept getting was a busy signal. So I decided to write …

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Blizzard Entertainment

A couple of months ago, I decided to go for a drive and I made my way over to Irvine, California. While there I stopped at Blizzard Way and took some photos of Blizzard HQ. Here are my photos from that. For the horde!

Corvette Diner San Diego

Went to the Corvette Diner today. This place was pretty neat because it has a throwback vibe about it and there are plenty of games for both kids and adults to enjoy. It was a fun experience and I snapped the following photos while I was there.

Minnesotan Hunter

Lyle was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. Several hours …

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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my …

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Spice It Up

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide enough that her husband asks, “Are you …

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Las Vegas Billboards

This weekend I decided to drive on over to Las Vegas to check out the action. Along the way I snapped photos of some of the billboards with awesome DJ’s. Calvin Harris is playing at Omnia nightclub at Caesar’s Palace. Hardwell is playing at Hakkasan at the MGM Grand. And DJ Tiesto is playing at …

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One Night in Vegas

Took a first time trip over to Las Vegas, Nevada. Took photos along the way and took photos of different things while I was there for the one night. Here are those photos.

Photos of Drive Between California to Las Vegas, Nevada

I drove over to Las Vegas along I-15 and along the way I took some photos to show what the countryside looks like. Here are those photos:

Love at 81

Maude and Claude, both 81, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others’ company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined …

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Hollywood Squares

Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q.. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you’re going to make …

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