Category: Food
Explain to Marines that Crayons are not Food
When It’s Been a Rough Week and It’s Only Tuesday
Korean Vegetables
Restaurants Are Now Safe From Coronavirus Due to This Science
Eat More From the Ocean
If Women Watched Cooking Shows the Way Men Watch Football
Can I Take Your Order?
Grocery Shopping in China
I went grocery shopping in Beijing to buy some food and to see what types of food Chinese might have that we don’t have in the United States. It was interesting to see the wine selection with baskets with fruit below the wine, however much to my surprise there were all sorts of things that I wouldn’t exactly find appealing.
Some of the items include river snails, spicy duck tongue, chicken feet, dried sea cucumber, octopus and squid.
Even their Oreo flavors weren’t very appealing. Anybody want any grape peach? Maybe some raspberry and blueberry flavor? I did try the vanilla to see what that was like and honestly I couldn’t tell the difference between that and regular Oreo cooking filling.
Related Posts
Way Back in 2019 B.C. (Before Coronavirus)
Toast Muffins
Eureka Moment 2020
Ordered Chinese Food During the Pandemic
Media Puts Spin on What Donald Trump Ate for Breakfast
Walmart in China
We thought our WalMarts had it all.
Crocodiles.
Bulk Rice.
Mixed meat for the choosing. (I’m sure they all washed their hands first!) This is all so sanitary, isn’t it? No wonder the corona virus spread quickly.
Turtles and frogs. Yum, Yum!
You guess! (It looks familiar, but definitely not something that I have eaten or going to! Those are bull penises.)
Walmart Brand Spirits
Rib Cages. (From what or who?) NOT sanitary again!
Assorted Dried Reptiles.
Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor.
Frogs.
A Large Selection of Chopsticks.
Ducks on a rack (They say it tastes just like chicken!) Not very sanitary.
Great Value Brand Beef Granules.
Pig Faces.
Antibacterial Bikini Underwear For Men.
Diet Water. (Hmmm.) It has no calories anyway.
Meat Water. Notice the flavors on the bottles.
Specialty Pickles. (Just like “Cracker Jacks” a prize in every jar!)
100% Powdered Horse Milk (no ponies!).
Gosh…and North American WalMarts only have crazily dressed people.
Related Posts
What Do You Want for Supper?
Sydney University Beer Study
Last month, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer and put out the following warning:
“Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.”
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn’t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was deemed necessary.
